Max: Hello how is it goingQin: Very fine thank you
Max: So what was your favorite project?
Qin: My favorite project I forced my subjects to do was my huge tomb it is beautiful so far and there are many terracotta soldiers. Also there is a bronze city. Another thing in my tomb is a map of my empire with rivers and seas of mercury.
Max: So if you want to be immortal then why did you have them make a tomb?
Qin: The tomb was started before I wanted to be immortal.
Max: What do you take to become immortal.
Qin: Mercury pills.
Max: Didn't you know that mercury is very poisonous and will kill you.
Qin: Really that sucks.
Qin: Why cant I see?
Qin: Why do I feel really weak?
Qin: why do i feel like there is a million needles stabbing me
Qin = dead on the ground.
Max: well it looks like he died from mercury poisoning.
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